You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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