I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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