guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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