Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Never joke about your clitoris.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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