I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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