I'm really into asian looking animals
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
