didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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