ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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