just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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