So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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