i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm like, not good at living.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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