Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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