theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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