haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I woke up under a house in Key West
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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