i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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