i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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