would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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