She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Randomize
