Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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