Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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