it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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