I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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