I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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