we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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