I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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