I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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