Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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