In the future we'll all be gay
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
