home. puking in laundry basket.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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