Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Randomize
