what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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