Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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