Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
not ubering you a puppy
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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