It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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