it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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