MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Even the bartender felt bad for me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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