Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?