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(901): View more from Tennessee

Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?

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(954): View more from Florida

so i told him i still liked him. he laughed

(1-954): View more from Florida

well, your crazy. what did you expect?

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(818): View more from California

Everything about him screamed your future.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.

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(256): View more from Alabama

In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.

(1-256): View more from Alabama

Yeah, that's a plus.

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(940): View more from Texas

Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?

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