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• (360): View more from Washington

  Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!

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• (407): View more from Florida

  do you ever just like the smell of your farts?

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• (310): View more from California

  i fucked a milf yesterday.

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  i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system

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• (585): View more from New York

  Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with

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  Atleast he is letting you know he will be late

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success

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• (716): View more from New York

  In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.

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