I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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