Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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