I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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