If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
time to smoke my breakfast
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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