Where did you get a picture of my penis
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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