I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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