I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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