I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Acid is not a monday night drug
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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