I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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