How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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