We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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