Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Boobs speak an international language.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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