I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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