I only kidnapped one of them. chill
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
How external is "for external use only"?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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