you would pick up someone in the library
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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