I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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